Bloodshed in the Sargasso Base

HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER.

Wolf O' Donnel (Star Fox Assault & Super Smash Brothers Brawl) was voiced by Grant Goodeve, the voice of Team Fortress 2's Engineer.

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Wolf O' Donnel, Panther Caroso and Leon Polawski were brainstorming on how to take down Star Fox, when all of a sudden, they could hear screams.

" GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

"The hell was THAT?", Leon gawked. Another scream followed.

"Sounds like it's coming downstairs.", Panther said softly as he put down his rose. A thinrd bloody scream followed

"That definitely doesn't sound good...", Wolf trailed.

"MASTER WOLF!! MASTER WOLF!! HELP!! INTRUDER IN THE MAIN HULL!! SLAUGHTERING US!! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

At that point the three members of Star Wolf rushed downstairs to the ship hull and were mortified to see countless bloodied bodies littering the place.

Standing alone was a tall human man in a blue suit and pants, and a dark blue ski mask over his head. Turning around they saw him with a pistol in his right hand, a butterfly knife in his left, and a cigarette in his mouth, fizzing slightly.

"-ahem- GENTLEMEN.", he began, seriousness in his voice. "I am the Spy."

Enraged, Wolf pulled a hard hat with goggles, a right construction glove and a large wrench out of nowhere and put them on. His frown sagged. Panther and Leon looked in confusion.

"SON, I'M GONNA BLOW THAT DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFFA YO' STUPID FACE.", the newly-donned Wolf said slowly.

The Spy's cigarette fell to the floor as the Spy's moth dropped.

In mere seconds, Wolf had smacked a Sentry into existence with his wrench.

"How the hell'd you do that?!", Leon gawked.

"Buildin' a sentry!", Wolf said as he smacked the finishing touches of the Sentry. It then opened fire on the blue-clad gentleman.

"Oh no... -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!", the Spy shouted in pain for not being able to cloak in time.

Triumphantly, the Wolf-Engineer walked over to a crate and opened it, revealing a frightened and completely tied-up Pigma Dengar, muffled screaming barely escaping the bag.

Wolf-Engineer licked his lips. "Makin' bacon!"

Pigma fainted. Panther and Leon slowly crept away from their newly deranged leader, not wanting to know where this was going.